it's time to get good at darts | bdg

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    the time has come to get good at the darts
    this is where brian david gilbert is: briamgilbert


    1. Maria Annette

      I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.

      1. phillip hamilton

        alan smithee yes. autocorrect assumed I was talking about string & not splitting robin’s arrow. I apologize

      2. alan smithee

        @phillip hamilton *twain. Twine is string.

      3. alan smithee

        @Sam Woodley I thought all communication was done via dart? Presumably there are computers that can translate dartboard into English, and that's how you made this comment?

      4. Calvin M.E.

        wow thats impressive

      5. trillion

        It's called a Robinhood in darts🎯💯

    2. Neil Dickman

      polygon with the fat trimmed of

    3. magickat jinx

      Oh yes this definitely helped me feel less existential dread

    4. Dee

      This video made me laught so much, You a genius, I like your sister a lot.

    5. pip bread

      this whole video is just brian not getting his deposit back

    6. Rochelle Collins

      I’ve watched this video every day since it was posted. I can’t get the song out of my head.

    7. Alice Pancari

      brian i didn't ask to have an existential crisis at 3am during quarantine

    8. Your Savior

      projared really changed

    9. Taya Sigerson

      I love Zuko

    10. RiceCakes

      this man pronounced quarantine “quarantyne” and no one noticed

      1. Hamsnub

        it was for the sake of a rhyme

    11. Emory Daniel

      Theme of Persona 5 Royal

    12. Emma L.

      I just came across this channel and im vibin on these skits

    13. Pedro Bernardo

      I had to pause at "the Vin Diesel"

    14. Godnando Corpes

      Will social distancing be the reason bdg does skyrim's musical ??

    15. noahhayes95

      all is fair in love and darts

    16. Carl Freeman

      That's a lot of holes in that wall......

    17. K-N-A

      Imagine coming here for actual advice on how to get good at darts

    18. Colleen Janson

      My first game of darts that I ever played I won and screamed so loud in the bar, that the security guard came running toward me. Then he saw that I was screaming with joy and harrumphed at my overt display of triumph.

    19. Kaveevin

      Therapist: "Blad bdg doesn't exist. Bald bdg can't hurt you." Bald bdg: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="28">0:28</a>

    20. Calvin M.E.

      I just realized I genuinely think this is beautiful

    21. Curtis Molina

      The irony of his fictional utopian future after "the dartening" is that it's the perfect criticism of Marxism/Socialism! (Albeit unintentionally)

    22. Torgeir Hansen

      I'm afraid

    23. Michael F

      No matter which drugs you take, I WANT THAT AS WELL

    24. Shauka Hodan

      The “Vin Diesel” was honestly a little scaring and now I don’t know what to do with this knowledge

    25. Rayan Cretan

      I remember when bgd started at polygon lol... I love what he's doing there and feel like it'd be cruel to ask him to make content regularly for this channel too, but I do miss these videos

      1. Shauka Hodan

        I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video

    26. Charlotte Windmill

      has anyone noticed that bdg is like.......kinda buff..........has he been promoted to twunk status?

    27. The Color Red

      Welcome back

    28. Castafiore

      Okay but did he actually get good at darts?

    29. Nicolas Tremblay

      well the quarantine is not for everyone...... Great vid xD

    30. Lenergy

      I love playing darts (digital board) and this video is hilariously thoughtful quarantine material - bravo

    31. DorkCube7000

      17776 but its darts 10/10

    32. PhantomPanic

      This has a "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" feeling to it.

    33. Karl Childers

      what a weird looking guy

    34. Allison Gross

      This fills the musical void that Neil Cicierega no longer does. It's great

    35. yroohj gouy

      I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.

    36. Jake Hatcher

      My brother and his friends used to play a game that I call “ sky piercing”. Essentially, a group of hopeful sky piercers (aka. idiots) grab 1 dart each, spin around as many times as possible without throwing up, and then chuck their dart into the ceiling. The winner was the person whose dart stayed in the longest, and we had several darts in our basement ceiling for weeks on end waiting for the little javelins to fall out. Needless to say, I know my way around a spackle wand now.

      1. yroohj gouy

        she has any independent work you could point us to so we could enjoy that too, thanks!

    37. lizz bowlen

      You should know better than to play chess with a barbarian like Zuko...they always flip the board.

    38. Ian P

      Hey Irl bill wurtz

    39. Jill Sleight

      THANK YOU this is the most I've laughed in about two weeks

    40. Jamebo

      I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video

    41. Luke Taylor

      this is great news for me, because iona dartboard

    42. Benjamin Bergen

      When your bored enough to post on the dead channel cause you work for polygon now

    43. Amelia Webster

      He’s baCK

    44. cjd

      the end bit of the song with chancellor speaking and the beautiful music and black & white videos, combined with the promise of a beautiful future with no crime or war (only darts), genuinely has me feeling some type of Emotion. not quite sure what it is. is 'darts' an emotion?

    45. Emily

      15/10 expectations wonderfully exceded

    46. Myles Vilano

      After watching this I instantly practiced my card shuffling skills

    47. David MK

      you did it brian david gilbert

    48. Jessica Klimushyn

      You need to play Shakespeare in Something Rotten!

    49. Kenzie Kimble

      Brian, you okay?

    50. Unoptimal Punish / Rio!

      your composition for vocals improved tbh

    51. Tomwaitsalot

      better than cats

    52. jarrod nash

      Brian, if you don't mind me asking, what does your sister do in New York? I know that she's assisted you in writing and producing some of these videos and I was wondering if she has any independent work you could point us to so we could enjoy that too, thanks!

    53. Alejandro Fernández Alcantud

      About time...

    54. Raul Oliveira

      Wash your hands before throwing the dart

    55. Bee

      this video is gr8 all jokes aside, hope y'all are able to stay safe

    56. Brian Buhl

      Brian holding that note from <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="81">1:21</a> for 14 seconds is underappreciated.

    57. Dai Thomas

      You, Brian are a bloody delight!!!

    58. Rock Co.

      traveling would be like that phineas and ferb episode when they make the giant dart and ride on it

    59. Nazish Talati

      i'm alone in my apartment because i can't do anything i'm alone in my apartment because i'm social distancing so i'll probably just talk to myself and make new music videos maybe sing some prophecies again i'm alone in my apartment because i can't do anything guess i'll go play darts

    60. Toasty 167

      I don’t know what to think of this

    61. CatAndWolf

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="36">0:36</a> if you look hard you can see the hole from the dart he threw before getting in bed, and also his wall is riddled with holes when he pans down

    62. CatAndWolf

      If the world only finishes the dartening by 2053 then Brian David Gilbert won't live to see it because he dies on May 6th, 2030.

    63. Thomas Larsen

      Gilling in the name of.

    64. KB's Racing Loft

      Omfg I have the want for the skill but don't want to do the rest... My friggin life holy crap lol

    65. Con Artist

      this was super good

    66. XxFishyWarriorxX

      Chancellor of darts uses they/them pronouns! I'm so proud :)

    67. cum

      bad dart guy

    68. nasecoo

      I didn’t realise my quarantine needed a theme song, but here it is. Thank you Brian, I shall listen to it every hour on the hour

      1. nasecoo

        yes excellent still good

    69. ShanJ Cosplay

      Honestly, this is still a better way to cope with plaguecation than what I’ve been doing

    70. Hedeson Peter

      So, polygon suspended activities uh?

    71. Shadowyuri

      did exurb1a direct this?

    72. ItsJustLib

      I DID NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH I HAVE BEEN MISSING YOUR PERSONAL STUFF! I DEVOUR EVERYTHING you post on Polygon but there's something SO SPECIAL about this stuff.

    73. Максим Шилов

      Ahh, some classic bdg action in the manner of good ol' "IONA bar" and "siblings dance", this really made my day and shot a colorful dart of light right into my eye Loooove all the cryptic shit and plot twists in your videos, but maan, you gotta work on your aim

    74. Thomas 1

      This man is capable of gaining and losing 10 years of age with facial hair alone.

    75. Tyler Duke

      Is it just me or does zuko look high as hell while "playing" chess.

    76. DoctorShroom

      Hey. Nice job, Quarantine Brian.

    77. bilinas mini

      me: teaching myself how to embroider during quarantine brian: D A R T T I M E

    78. Clara Bang

      Stop at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a> if u wanna see how many holes are in Brian’s wall

      1. bilinas mini

        are you good yet

    79. Secret Sapphire

      I’m in love with Marget Robby. I hope she plays Tank Girl. She’s the bird I Prey for

    80. Tripletronicle

      Bloons tower defense will finally be relevant