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  1. Colleen Janson

    My first game of darts that I ever played I won and screamed so loud in the bar, that the security guard came running toward me. Then he saw that I was screaming with joy and harrumphed at my overt display of triumph.

  2. Anish S

    I only just got it that it's called Dances *Moving* because it's about how Brian is *Moving* away

  3. pasta weave

    This is the most terrifying and anonymous video and i love it

  4. Rhiannon Deegan

    Me day 21 of quarantine

  5. Kelsey Wright

    Brian, your initials rhyme.

  6. Kaveevin

    Therapist: "Blad bdg doesn't exist. Bald bdg can't hurt you." Bald bdg: 0:28

  7. Tyeson Sommer

    Brian was early to quarantine apparently

  8. Chloe M.

    hits different with headphones tbh, first time listening with them

  9. Calvin M.E.

    I just realized I genuinely think this is beautiful

  10. SirOee

    I can't believe I'm writing a "who's here in 2020?" comment

  11. Sochikki

    It's a good idea _now_ ...

  12. Curtis Molina

    The irony of his fictional utopian future after "the dartening" is that it's the perfect criticism of Marxism/Socialism! (Albeit unintentionally)

  13. Flame Warp

    The time has come

  14. Torgeir Hansen

    I'm afraid

  15. im dead

    this was going to get me a 9 in my citizenship gcse if i were to take it, i just know it

  16. meredith reaves

    Why did bdg crush all my dreams

  17. Fred Heimersson

    Thank you Brian, I felt it was about time I got some appreciation around here.

  18. Michael F

    No matter which drugs you take, I WANT THAT AS WELL

  19. Joshua Scrivner

    3:38 The jeans are shining the song that David was singing earlier in the video. It took me forever to notice that.

  20. Wunderful

    This hits differently in 2020

  21. Mandolin Q5

    Already three years old?

  22. LooneyLune Cosplay

    This video predicted my exact social distancing situation as someone who lives alone

  23. steegen

    this is the funniest video I've ever seen

  24. Philipp Arnolds

    Melon Lord, is that you?

  25. Tanya Omrit

    Ok but that flow at 0:31 tho 👀🙌

  26. Mars Bar

    this hits me in a different way now

  27. Shauka Hodan

    The “Vin Diesel” was honestly a little scaring and now I don’t know what to do with this knowledge

  28. Grason Humphrey

    Hi Brian, just wanted to let you know this video literally gave me a nightmare. Excellent content.

  29. Edward Nygma

    I love that this is the first result for "how to make jorts".

  30. Rayan Cretan

    I remember when bgd started at polygon lol... I love what he's doing there and feel like it'd be cruel to ask him to make content regularly for this channel too, but I do miss these videos

    1. Shauka Hodan

      I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video

  31. Grace Wasson

    this hits different now

  32. Jonathan

    Im a do it

    1. Jonathan

      okay its done

  33. pyrocuck

    This feels like it was auto generated

  34. Charlotte Windmill

    has anyone noticed that bdg is like.......kinda buff..........has he been promoted to twunk status?

  35. The Color Red

    Welcome back

  36. Sir Hunter

    It took me a year to realize that Patrick with a wig at the end wasn’t Brian

  37. Morgan Crudup

    why did i just start viciously sobbing at a man flailing his arms. what his this series dOne to me,,,,

  38. Ryan Cannon

    oof this hits different right now

  39. HSDclover

    I went to college out of state to a college in Indiana that sees people from all over the world, and brought Old Bay with me. My three friends from the east coast were happy to have it, my other friends had no idea why we like it so much, and it was stolen from my dorm kitchen three times.

  40. ihrie82

    This is fucking incredible! Please make more!

  41. Castafiore

    Okay but did he actually get good at darts?

  42. Nicolas Tremblay

    well the quarantine is not for everyone...... Great vid xD

  43. Lenergy

    I love playing darts (digital board) and this video is hilariously thoughtful quarantine material - bravo

  44. DorkCube7000

    17776 but its darts 10/10

  45. KaldarisX

    We need saturday shorts now more than ever. Release it, BDG you coward!

  46. PhantomPanic

    This has a "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" feeling to it.

  47. TP1 Revolution

    haha yeah man ...what?

  48. Carter Hyatt

    I'm watching in 2020 these videos are the light that we need

  49. John Veller

    Nobody: My brain at 2 am while I’m trying to sleep: 0:07

  50. Evelyn Lamoy

    April 2020, and using greenscreens to simulate actual human contact has never sounded better.

  51. Awesome Smalls

    I finally actually got the chance to watch it and it was soooo good.

  52. Madeline Duffy

    Okay but is Patrick single tho?

  53. Bob

    wow quess bdg doesn't need to do anything differently in quarantine

  54. Helenfvb

    Omg i have 7 siblings and this is so related to me xD

  55. jaceradcat

    this is the only version of stranger things that matters. normal stranger things?? GET OUTTA HERE!!

  56. Brack_86

    Very balloonshop I like it

  57. An Annoyed Writer

    god almost a year later and i only just realized the jorts are singing brian's jort song during step 1e

  58. Tokima

    Tell me something i don't know

  59. Hunter Klie


  60. A Lobster

    That is not dead which can eternal jort for with strange eons even pants may jort

  61. Megan Kuhl

    The melody reminds me of Megalo Strike Back but I think this is better

  62. E

    my housemate showed this to me and it’s exactly what I’m doing right now, including the part where I just watch Thor Ragnarok every once in a while

  63. Megan Kuhl

    Baltimore's regional pescatarian sect I see

  64. Pizza Addict

    I thought that Brian Jordan Alvarez’ comedy with simultaneously realistic AND surreal dialogue was the only one of its kind but apparently not. There are... others.

  65. colacatinthehat

    Look at the long-limbed and youthful noodle boy!!

  66. Toasty 167

    Seen this so many times. Didn’t know it was actually you

  67. Erik Nilsen

    This is pretty cute.

  68. Karl Childers

    what a weird looking guy

  69. Sporkipine

    I couldn't find any lyrics to this to sing along to so I'm doing it myself It's time It's time to get good at darts I've always wanted to But never wanted to work hard At getting good, just like bowling and chess I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest But now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine And I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways. There's: The Standard, The Quarterback, The 180 Chuck, The Vin Diesel, Tweeze, and Weasel and the 12-Point Buck The Christmas Tree, the Ctrl Z, and the You, Me, and Dupree, (Oh wow!) The Hinge and the Ninja- (Talking) The Ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths. It's time to get good at the darts! It's time for everyone to get good, Not just me but you too! The chancellor of Darts has now made their decree, That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency, The future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart (Talking) By the year 2053, all communication will be done via dartboard. There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts. The world has moved past the need for currency. Criminal activities have long since ceased. War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening. This future can become a reality, so long as we understand the time has finally come. The time to get good at darts. (Yelling) OH COME ON!

  70. Zē

    Great Job!

  71. Dante Rodriguez

    The song of beginnings of 2020

  72. Allison Gross

    This fills the musical void that Neil Cicierega no longer does. It's great

  73. yroohj gouy

    I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.

  74. A Pile of Eggs

    turns out she was bad but not as bad as we thought

  75. Jake Hatcher

    My brother and his friends used to play a game that I call “ sky piercing”. Essentially, a group of hopeful sky piercers (aka. idiots) grab 1 dart each, spin around as many times as possible without throwing up, and then chuck their dart into the ceiling. The winner was the person whose dart stayed in the longest, and we had several darts in our basement ceiling for weeks on end waiting for the little javelins to fall out. Needless to say, I know my way around a spackle wand now.

    1. yroohj gouy

      she has any independent work you could point us to so we could enjoy that too, thanks!

  76. lizz bowlen

    You should know better than to play chess with a barbarian like Zuko...they always flip the board.

  77. Ian P

    Hey Irl bill wurtz

  78. Caelan Denning

    This is why I love you man

  79. CatAndWolf

    Laura scares me more than Brian and that's saying something.

  80. 69,420 subs with no videos challenge

    Beautifully crafted joke, edited and perfected over multiple years: * I sleep * Silly laugh: * 【I】 【B】【E】【E】【P】 *

  81. worms mcworms

    he looks like phoebe's brother from friends????

  82. Dandy Noble

    I dig the strategic bite where you didn't get any of the old-bay contaminated cake.

  83. Technolocic

    Brian explains uk politics and is gay for old men

  84. Серафим Дарова

    He can do so much cool stuff with pictures and effects, but he can't just cut the video so we won't see him turning off the camera

  85. Detroit Became

    god he's so thicc

  86. Jill Sleight

    THANK YOU this is the most I've laughed in about two weeks

  87. Jamebo

    I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video

  88. Luis Belloch

    You can challenge someone with this

  89. Luke Taylor

    this is great news for me, because iona dartboard

  90. Benjamin Bergen

    When your bored enough to post on the dead channel cause you work for polygon now

  91. Amelia Webster

    He’s baCK

  92. Bob Smith

    Needs more darts

  93. Teresa Thorpe

    My actual reaction was "Haha yes"

  94. LazerShark josh

    Dude just wanted to flex about his sexy legs

  95. cjd

    the end bit of the song with chancellor speaking and the beautiful music and black & white videos, combined with the promise of a beautiful future with no crime or war (only darts), genuinely has me feeling some type of Emotion. not quite sure what it is. is 'darts' an emotion?

  96. Avi Maru

    How... topical...

  97. ItzYaBoiOofy XD

    That was right on the shingle.

  98. Rye on Speed

    Well now I'm gonna become a Baker to spite this video

  99. Emily

    15/10 expectations wonderfully exceded